Colbert live-blogging 10/18/07

Really? Pumpkin shortage? You think that'll get you elected? Oh, and nice joke about Timmy Russert's head. Did you write that yourself?

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Some advice: Don't say 'hot and hard' to Anderson Cooper. That's a bad idea.

Sanjay Gupta is a Medical Doctor- why are we considering his opinion on global climate change? The Earth is alive or something, hippies?

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Who guys to the Y? Who swims in public pools? Are you Strom Thurmond?

Haha- colbert08.org... really? Why not colbertforpresident.com? Oh, yeah- too bad I haven't come up with my demands yet, otherwise you could be here. Sucka.

I have no idea what this is about, but Boycott Doritos.

It's Di-sodium Glutamate, dumbass.

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Wow. The Craigslist guy. Fun, I'm sure. People know who you are, Craig. We see you at the coffee shop in your pajamas all the time. Whoopdie-doo.

Oh, and thanks to Craig and his Casual Encounters, I have Syphilis. Thanks, asshole.

How's this work? Should I just hate on everything? I assume this isn't funny unless you read along with his dumb comments, which makes you a slow reader... which makes sense if you like Colbert.

A soapbox for destroying an American Hero

I changed my mind. I will not sell this domain name.

Colbert will bend to my will.

There will be demands.
There will be polite requests.
There will be whining, begging, and pleading for attention.

Compared to the terror, fear, and again, pleading that will follow shortly on this site, that bear eating your book will be an idyllic past you will yearn to return to.
Disclaimer: I have no affiliation with that guy who fed your book to that bear.

I do, however, have previous experience harassing animals related to political pundits:



Prepare for a smear campaign of epic proportions unless you meet my demands, which have yet to be determined.

Keep it up Colbert... keep it up.

colbertforpresident.com domain name on ebay

If you are interested, I'm selling colbert for president - colbertforpresident.com on ebay right now.

You can bid on ebay for colbert for president .com and .org ... no reserve, $255.

I figured now is the time to sell it- someone might be able to actually do something worthwhile with it- unfortunately, my big plans never materialized, and I'd rather see something good happen than have me sit and think how I have such grandiose ideas but never follow through... so, go ahead and bid on it.

First Post

So, I bought this domain name a long time ago with the hopes of goading Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report to run for President.

Without any effort on my part, Mr. Colbert chose to run for president in South Carolina and we should all support his decision.

Please check back for regular updates.

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