Wednesday, October 17, 2007

A soapbox for destroying an American Hero

I changed my mind. I will not sell this domain name.

Colbert will bend to my will.

There will be demands.
There will be polite requests.
There will be whining, begging, and pleading for attention.

Compared to the terror, fear, and again, pleading that will follow shortly on this site, that bear eating your book will be an idyllic past you will yearn to return to.
Disclaimer: I have no affiliation with that guy who fed your book to that bear.

I do, however, have previous experience harassing animals related to political pundits:



Prepare for a smear campaign of epic proportions unless you meet my demands, which have yet to be determined.

Keep it up Colbert... keep it up.

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