Colbert live-blogging 10/18/07

Really? Pumpkin shortage? You think that'll get you elected? Oh, and nice joke about Timmy Russert's head. Did you write that yourself?

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Some advice: Don't say 'hot and hard' to Anderson Cooper. That's a bad idea.

Sanjay Gupta is a Medical Doctor- why are we considering his opinion on global climate change? The Earth is alive or something, hippies?

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Who guys to the Y? Who swims in public pools? Are you Strom Thurmond?

Haha- colbert08.org... really? Why not colbertforpresident.com? Oh, yeah- too bad I haven't come up with my demands yet, otherwise you could be here. Sucka.

I have no idea what this is about, but Boycott Doritos.

It's Di-sodium Glutamate, dumbass.

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Wow. The Craigslist guy. Fun, I'm sure. People know who you are, Craig. We see you at the coffee shop in your pajamas all the time. Whoopdie-doo.

Oh, and thanks to Craig and his Casual Encounters, I have Syphilis. Thanks, asshole.

How's this work? Should I just hate on everything? I assume this isn't funny unless you read along with his dumb comments, which makes you a slow reader... which makes sense if you like Colbert.